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So the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament begins exactly one week from today. Will Shortz has been running this thing for thirty-two years now. This is year number two in the Brooklyn Marriot just outside Dumbo, and will be my 13th trip. If you have any interest at all in puzzling and for that matter, competitive solving, this is it. The hajj if you will for the crossword community. And, yes, the vibe at the hotel bar isn’t all that different from the creature cantina scene in “Star Wars.”
For many, like me, it’s an opportunity to catch up with old friends and make new ones. For those who compete, we see how our skills are deteriorating in the speed solving department. It’s like the Boston Marathon. People compete in it just to say they did it. And just like the Boston Marathon is always won by the Kenyans, the ACPT has its own batch who completely own it.
Tyler Hinman’s back for an attempt at the never-before-accomplished five-peat. This is some serious Michael Jordan/Tiger Woods-type domination. Tyler is ruthlessly good, has been winning it since before he could legally drink, and has taken advantage of serious mistakes his opponents make in the finals (accuracy always trumps speed). So if he has an Achilles Heel, that’s it – his competition just simply cannot make any mistake along the way. Trip Payne’s walked away with the top prize three times, finished in the top five like forever, and for my money, seems the one closest to upsetting Tyler. (For whatever it’s worth I think, Tyler kinda resembles the current and four-time Boston Marathon winner Robert Cheruiyot. Judge for yourself: Tyler and Robert.)
I’m not going to making a prediction for this thing, especially since I’m not only a judge but also I’m friends with virtually everyone who’s going to finish in the top 25. I could make a real solid case for the only seven-time winner Jon Delfin or dark horses like Kiran Kedlaya or even Al Sanders, but you gotta go with the gut instinct. So for ill or worse, I think it’s down to either Tyler or Trip.
(Man, I felt like Tony Kornheiser there for a second.)
I’m a slightly better than average solver. When I first went to this thing I came in dead last. I couldn’t even spell my name correctly. I got my contestant number wrong and I tanked virtually every puzzle. Since then I’ve gotten a little bit better. I can solve a Monday Times puzzle in just over four minutes, a Thursday around the eight to ten minute range, and a Sunday in like the twelve to fifteen minute range. For any of the serious competitors I’ve mentioned already, shave away whole minutes, like half my Sunday time and you’ll see what you’d be up against. (I no longer compete and have since moved onto judging.)
So what are some strategies for the speed solving? Much ado has been made about relearning how to write your Es in either a lowercase or the backward 3 style, essentially making it one-stroke versus the four stroke approach. So what’s that going to do? Save micromiliseconds? I guess that adds up. A better strategy is to read not only the title but the blurb that goes along with the puzzle. There’s generally enough clues in there to help you get the theme, and as we all know getting the theme really opens up the rest of the grid. (The top solvers are going so fast, they don’t even pay attention to the theme answers, they solve the whole thing by crossing answers only.) And like I said, accuracy trumps speed every time. Take that extra minute to make sure everything is filled in correctly.
And please, dear God, don’t try any new approach now. Just solve them they way you always solve them. (Well, if I were still competing I’d probably be arrested if I solved them the way I always solve them: naked underneath my bathrobe with bunny slippers smoking a pipe.)
Okay, enjoy this one. More ACPT stories all next week. And a wrap up of the Tournament the following Monday.
Bottom middle (Texas?) killed me today. Maybe I’m braindead from the NYT.
Great fun puzzle today. No hepcat jive combos in the puzzle this time.
Hey, BEQ, that’s me in the second row from the back! Thanks for the picture. I bought your Yankees book last year. If you have some general interest crossword books with you this year, I’ll take one.
I wanted 28D to be EATER so badly! And although it was never going to fit, I could not wrap my brain around it not having something to do with eating.
BEQ, I am still awaiting a Pavement theme. Albeit not mainstream, isn’t that what having your own crossword blog is all about? I think WOWEE ZOWEE, PACIFIC TRIM, and TERROR TWILIGHT are all perfect titles that could be clued Awesomely. Not to mention songs like DEBRIS SLIDE, SHADY LANE, SUMMER BABE, and LORETTA’S SCARS all would be equally fun to clue (I know cluing is one of your least favorite parts of puzzle making, but these are all great!).
I may attempt it on my own as well. I usually make a puzzle or so a month for my dad or fiancee. Usually with a theme I think they will enjoy. Maybe it is time I made one I would find fun.
Always fun completing your puzzles. Thanks for all the hard work.
@Jim: You’re right, there you are in the second to last row! Looking good buddy! I may/may not have special interest books with me, but hunt me down and say “hi” at the very least.
@sharpelbows: I think you’re going to have to wait forever for the Pavement theme. Unless they get inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but that seems bloody unlikely if Chic wasn’t inducted (indefensible!) this year. Sure I did the “Twilight” and “Watchmen” themes, but there were ways to at least hide them with some kinda ambiguity and word play. I don’t see how to make the Pavement song titles/band members/album/etc. fun enough for the uninitiated. And that’s what it’s all about, entertaining everybody.
I do love the Pavement, and hey maybe some more lively discussion will about them will get the word back to the kings of indie rock about this blog. Heck, even Bob Nastanovich is a crossword junkie. Bob, are you out there?
For those who are wondering what the fuss is all about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFprXJAy3Y
(the third and fourth gentlemen who get haircuts are confirmed crossword-types).
16:00. Shirts = rad.
Not generally a big fan of the puns, but these were a pleasure. For some reason I cannot possibly explain, HARE as the answer to Fast Loser just made me smile. (Nice touch with companion REYNARD.) I like the word hare anyway and the whole thing was just so counter-intuitive that when I got it, I was over the moon.
Completely understand your need to stay with the mainstream. I will confess that I have little knowledge of “Twilight” and “Watchmen” (though the latter is on my Netflix queue) but still thoroughly enjoyed the puzzles. Just remember this… http://www.goodrock.com/store/p-41-pavement-wizard-ist-rad-t-shirt.aspx
I hope you will keep us informed of when your band plays again. My fiancee lives in northeast CT and I am there regularly. Would enjoy seeing you play, and having an adult beverage with a fellow puzzler. I will stick to my Bud heavy’s though, you can enjoy your PBR’s.
@sharpelbows: How far away is Providence? We’re playing AS220 next month? FWIW: MikeF is another Pavement junkie, as evidenced by the “Shirts = Rad.”
Providence would only be about an hour away. We could easily make the trip. Keep me posted.
The link to the shirt was inspired by MikeF. That was a solid reference.